5 Jokes About Being Forever Alone

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Updated on: Jun 12 2024

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Holidays

Surviving the holiday season as a singleton
My New Year's resolution is to find a date for next year's New Year's Eve party. Spoiler alert: I made the same resolution last year, and here I am, still single and ready to party... alone.

Self-Improvement

Trying to improve oneself while being forever alone
I bought a self-help book on finding love. The first chapter said, "Love yourself first." So, I spent the weekend binge-watching my favorite shows and thought, "Nailed it.

Family Gatherings

Enduring the endless relationship questions at family events
Family members say, "You need to find someone." I tell them, "I'm in a committed relationship with my bed. It's supportive, always there for me, and doesn't mind if I bring snacks.

Dating Apps

Navigating the world of online dating
I swiped right on a dating app, and it said, "It's a match! Your move." I thought, "Great, now I have to decide between sending a message or continuing my Netflix marathon. Decisions, decisions.

Social Events

Navigating parties and weddings solo
I attended a wedding, and the bride threw the bouquet right at me. I caught it and thought, "Great, now I'm forever alone with flowers.

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