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You know you're forever alone when even your calendar sends you a notification saying, "No plans, no life, just another day of solitude.
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I recently updated my relationship status to "single and ready to mingle," but it seems like my mingling options are on a permanent vacation.
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My love life is like a sci-fi movie—full of imaginary characters and unlikely scenarios. At least my imaginary partner never argues with me.
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I tried speed dating once, but it felt more like a race to see who could escape my awkward small talk the fastest. Spoiler alert: I always won.
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Being forever alone is like having a superpower. I can finish a whole pizza by myself without anyone judging my topping choices. Take that, couples!
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I joined a dating app, and my profile picture is just an empty chair. I figured it's an accurate representation of my dating life – always available, never taken.
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I've mastered the art of taking couple selfies – it's just me posing in front of a mirror, pretending my reflection is my significant other. #MirrorLove #ForeverAloneChic
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My idea of a romantic evening is ordering takeout and watching Netflix, but even my delivery guy has stopped asking where my "better half" is.
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Being forever alone is like being a professional hide-and-seeker champion. I've hidden so well that not even love can find me.
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