6 Jokes For Bank Account

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Updated on: Feb 03 2025

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I tried to withdraw some laughter from the bank. The teller said, 'Sorry, that's a high-interest joke.
I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug. As expected, she went straight to the bank afterward.
I asked the bank if they could lend me some money for a new guitar. They said they'd need collateral. So, I gave them my old guitars - now they own a string of assets!
I asked the bank for a loan to start a bakery. They kneaded some time to dough-cide.
I was so broke that I went to the bank to check my balance. They leaned over and whispered, 'Get a life.
I went to the bank to apply for a loan. They asked what I'd use as collateral. I said, 'My charm.' They laughed. I laughed. The security guard laughed. I got kicked out.

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