6 Jokes For Bank Account

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Updated on: Feb 03 2025

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I told the bank I needed a loan for a yacht. They said my balance couldn't stay afloat with that idea.
I asked the bank for financial advice. They told me to invest in relationships. Apparently, they're the only things with long-term interest!
My bank called me today. They asked if I could cover for a few thousand dollars. Apparently, my balance needs a supporting role.
I told the bank I needed a break, and they sent me my balance. Turns out, they meant a financial break, not a vacation!
I keep all my money in a piggy bank because I love the sound of jingling bacon.
I tried to deposit my happiness at the bank. They said, 'Sorry, we only accept tears and sweat here.

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