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You ever look at your bank statement and think, "Wow, I've been to places I don't remember, spent money I don't have, and now I have a souvenir called regret.
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I was checking my bank account the other day, and it was so low that even the ATM asked me, "Are you sure you want to proceed with this transaction? You might want to reconsider your life choices.
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You ever check your bank account and think, "Wow, it's like my money went on a vacation without telling me. Left me with a postcard saying, 'Wish you were here, but your balance isn't!'
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My bank account and I have this unspoken agreement – I pretend I have money, and it pretends not to laugh. It's the kind of teamwork that only happens when you're broke and trying to stay optimistic.
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My bank account is like a loyal pet – it never judges me, but it does give me that disappointed look every time I make an impulse purchase. "Really? Another pair of shoes?
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I love how my bank sends me notifications like, "Congratulations! You've spent money!" Oh, thanks for the reminder. I was almost convinced I was just practicing my financial ninja skills.
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My bank account is like a suspense thriller. Every time I check it, I'm on the edge of my seat, wondering if I'm about to be financially thrilled or just left with a plot twist of debt.
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I checked my bank account this morning, and it asked me if I wanted a receipt. I said, "Nah, I'll just take a moment of silence instead. It's like a financial funeral in there.
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Ever notice how your bank balance has a magical ability to disappear faster than a pizza at a kids' birthday party? One moment it's there, and the next, poof! Houdini would be proud.
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