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Why did the bank hire a gardener? They wanted to improve their 'branch'!
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Why was the bank so good at basketball? They knew how to handle rebounds!
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My bank account is like my high school GPA - both barely scraping by, and I'm still getting letters from it asking for money!
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I checked my bank account this morning, and it laughed. I didn't even know it had a sense of humor. Turns out, it's been finding my financial decisions quite amusing!
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My bank account is like a magician - it can make money disappear faster than you can say 'presto chango.' And trust me, there's no rabbit in that financial hat.
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I'm at that point in my life where my bank account is sending me friend requests on social media. I accepted, but now it's just posting pictures of more successful bank accounts.
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My bank account is like a diet plan - it looks good on paper, but in reality, it's a constant struggle, and there's always that unexpected cheat day.
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I told my bank account I wanted to save for a rainy day. It replied, 'Why wait for a rainy day when I can make it pour every day?' Well played, bank account, well played.
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I recently checked my bank account, and it had a message for me: 'Insufficient funds.' I prefer the term 'financially challenged.' It's like being broke but with a touch of sophistication.
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I tried to impress my bank account by telling it I have a diversified portfolio. It responded with, 'Yeah, but do you have a diversified income?' Touche, bank account, touche.
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My bank account and I have a unique relationship. It always keeps me guessing, like a mystery novel where the plot twist is always, 'Surprise! You're broke again.'
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