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Why was the math book sad about its speed? It had too many problems to solve in a fraction of the time!
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I asked my computer how fast it could process dad jokes. It said, 'At the speed of giggle-bytes!
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Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired of going at an average speed!
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Why don't ghosts win races? They're always too scared to pick up average speed!
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Why was the stopwatch so mean? It was always ticking people off with its speed!
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Why don't they let skeletons race in marathons? They just can't keep their bones at an average speed!
Average Speed Walkers
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Ever join an average speed walking group? Yeah, turns out, it's just a bunch of people lost and confused about whether they're in a race or a leisurely stroll.
Sloth on a Treadmill
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Saw a sloth on a treadmill the other day, trying to improve its average speed. Let's just say, it's still a work in slow-progress!
Racing Snails
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I tried betting on racing snails once, but they kept discussing their average speed like it was some slow-motion Formula 1 race. I lost, but at least I had time to rethink my life choices!
Synchronized Slow-Mo Swimming
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Joined a synchronized swimming team, but we're all about that average speed life. So now it just looks like a bunch of people gracefully floating and occasionally yawning.
Slow Dance Lessons
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Signed up for dance lessons to improve my average speed. Now I've mastered the art of the slow dance... really, really slow dance.
Traffic Light Conundrum
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You ever sit at a traffic light, pondering your average speed in life? Yeah, me too. Then I realized, if I thought any slower, I'd be in reverse!
Speed Reading... Kinda
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Tried speed reading a book about average speed. Took me a week, but I think I got the gist. Or maybe I'm still on the introduction!
The Speed Dating Cheetah
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You ever notice how I tried speed dating once? Yeah, thought I'd match with someone average, but instead, I ended up with a cheetah discussing average speed and now I'm always running late!
Caffeinated Sloth
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Gave my sloth some coffee to boost its average speed. Now it's still slow but incredibly jittery. It's like watching a snail on a sugar rush!
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