8 Jokes For Average Speed

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Updated on: Jul 29 2024

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I tried telling a joke about average speed, but it just didn't move anyone.
My friend challenged me to a race. I said, 'Sure, let's go at the speed of friendship.' We're still walking side by side.
I tried setting a world record for the slowest marathon. They told me it's been done before, but I'm still pacing myself.
I tried to learn speed reading. Turns out, the book on it was too long!
I thought about joining the local running club. But then I realized I don't run at their speed; I jog my own path.
I asked the snail how it maintains its speed. It said, 'I always take things slowly but steadily.
I wanted to be a speed painter, but my brush strokes were just average.
I tried telling a joke about speed, but it zoomed right over everyone's heads!

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