6 Jokes For Astrologer

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Updated on: Sep 01 2024

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What's an astrologer's favorite type of humor? Star-comedy!
What's an astrologer's favorite song? 'Total Eclipse of the Heart' by Bonnie 'Star'ler!
Why don't astrologers play hide and seek? They can never 'planet' in advance!
Why did the astrologer bring a clock to the astronomy lecture? To 'time' the stars' appearances!
Did you hear about the astrologer who got into comedy? They always knew how to make the stars align for a good punchline!
Why don't astrologers go on roller coasters? They can't handle 'celestial drops'!

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