8 Jokes For Astrologer

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Updated on: Sep 01 2024

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What did the astrologer say to the skeptical client? 'I predict you'll be star-struck by the accuracy of my readings!
What's an astrologer's favorite part of a computer? The 'horoscope' button!
Why don't astrologers ever gamble? They prefer not to rely on 'starry' luck!
Why did the astrologer break up with the astronomer? Their relationship had too many cosmic differences!
Why did the astrologer become a gardener? They wanted to see the 'constellations' bloom!
How did the astrologer make their predictions? With a 'constellation' of evidence!
Why did the astrologer become a fashion designer? They wanted to create 'stellar' outfits!
How did the astrologer fix their computer? They just had to 're-align' the stars!

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