7 Jokes For Astro

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Updated on: Jun 28 2024

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Why don't aliens ever visit our planet? They read the reviews and only gave it one star!
Why did the astronaut break up with his girlfriend? He needed space!
How do you organize a space party? You planet!
Why don't aliens play hide and seek? Because good hiding spots are hard to planet!
Why don't astronauts get hungry in space? Because they just had a big launch!
Why did the astronaut break up with the moon? It had too much gravity in the relationship!
What do you call an alien spaceship that sings? An unidentified flying object!

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