11 Jokes For American Tourist

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Updated on: May 20 2025

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What did the American tourist say to the Eiffel Tower? 'You're really towering above the competition!
What did the American tourist say to the map in New York? 'You're my guide in the concrete jungle!
What did the American tourist say about the escalators in Rome? 'They really know how to take things to the next level!
Why did the American tourist bring a ladder to the bar? Because he heard the drinks were on the house!
Why did the American tourist refuse to play hide and seek in Paris? He was afraid of losing in translation!
What did the American tourist say to the Niagara Falls? 'You really make a splash!
What did the American tourist say at the baseball game in London? 'This is a real hit, even if it's not cricket!
What did the American tourist say when he saw a castle in Europe? 'I guess I should've booked a hotel with better Yelp reviews!
What did the American tourist say about the currency exchange in Tokyo? 'It's like a yen and a prayer!
How did the American tourist greet the Sphinx? 'Hey there, long time no see!
What did the American tourist say about the Big Ben? 'It's about time I visited London!

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