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American tourists have a remarkable ability to make any local currency look like Monopoly money. They're at the market, holding up bills, squinting at them, and then bargaining like they're trying to buy Park Place and Boardwalk.
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American tourists are like human GPS systems. They don't need maps or directions. You'll see them confidently strolling through the streets of a foreign city, confidently saying, "I think the Colosseum is just around the corner," with the certainty of someone who's been lost for the past hour.
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American tourists and electrical outlets have a unique relationship. You'll spot them in airports around the world, armed with converters and adapters, trying to crack the code of international electricity like they're deciphering the Da Vinci Code.
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American tourists treat sunscreen like it's a magical potion. You see them applying it generously, as if they're preparing for a journey to the sun itself. They're determined to avoid any hint of a tan, even if it means looking like a walking sunscreen commercial.
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American tourists and public transportation are a comedy duo. You'll find them on trains, buses, and subways, staring at the ticket like it's a cryptic puzzle. It's like they're trying to crack the secret code of how to get from Point A to Point B without accidentally ending up in Point Z.
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You ever notice how American tourists can turn any foreign restaurant into a spelling bee? They're standing there, looking at the menu like it's a puzzle, trying to pronounce "croissant" as if it's the final round of the Scripps National Spelling Bee.
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It's funny how American tourists can transform the most serene historical site into a selfie battleground. You've got ancient ruins in the background, and in the foreground, someone striking the perfect pose for their Instagram followers, completely oblivious to the historical significance.
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Have you ever seen an American tourist in a foreign grocery store? It's like they've entered an intergalactic supermarket. They're picking up random items, examining them, and then asking, "Do you think this is like the American version of Nutella?
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American tourists are the only people who can make a simple "hello" sound like a Broadway performance. They enter a local shop, and suddenly you hear, "Bonjour!" with so much enthusiasm that even the locals are thinking, "Dude, we speak English here.
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