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Why did the American tourist bring a sunscreen to Alaska? Just in case he caught some polar rays!
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How does an American tourist apologize in Italy? 'Sorry, I'm pasta point of understanding!
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Why did the American tourist bring a map to the theme park? In case he wanted to go on a rollercoaster of emotions!
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Why did the American tourist take a pencil to the Statue of Liberty? To draw her bath!
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Why did the American tourist bring a calculator to the Louvre? To help him art-iculate his expenses!
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Why did the American tourist bring a backpack to the Grand Canyon? In case he wanted to have a rocky start!
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Why did the American tourist bring a magnifying glass to Texas? To make it seem bigger than it already is!
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Why did the American tourist bring a broom to Australia? To sweep down under!
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Why did the American tourist take a photo of the hotel room key? Because he wanted to capture the key moments of his trip!
Lost in Translation
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You ever notice how American tourists can get lost in translation? I saw one in Paris trying to order a croissant, and it ended up sounding like they were casting a spell. Croisant-o Expialidocious!
Monumental Mispronunciations
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American tourists have a talent for mispronouncing famous landmarks. It's not the Eiffel Tower; it's the Awful Tower when they can't find a bathroom nearby.
Souvenir Overload
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American tourists love souvenirs. They'll buy everything from miniature Eiffel Towers to keychains with bits of the Great Wall. By the end of the trip, their luggage is so full of trinkets that even Mary Poppins would struggle to get it closed.
The Louvre Conundrum
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You ever been to the Louvre and seen an American tourist trying to take a selfie with the Mona Lisa? It's like a game of hide-and-seek. Where's Mona? Oh, there she is, behind the giant iPad!
Currency Conundrum
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The currency exchange is the ultimate American tourist nemesis. You see them staring at the board, trying to figure out if they can afford that authentic local experience or if they'll be dining on air for the rest of the trip.
English Accent Attempts
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Americans trying to put on a British accent to fit in is like hearing a cat attempt opera. Cheerio, mate! I'm just here for the fish and crisps. Top of the muffin to ya!
Tourist Tans and Sunscreen Struggles
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You can always spot an American tourist in a beach town. They're the ones with sunscreen smeared all over their faces, looking like they tried to apply it while riding a roller coaster. SPF 50? More like SPF abstract art.
The 'Super-Sized' Struggle
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American tourists always bring the 'super-sized' mentality with them. They go to a quaint Italian restaurant and ask, Can I get the family-sized pizza for one? Sure, because nothing says 'local experience' like rolling out of the restaurant.
Metric Confusion
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American tourists abroad have this amazing ability to convert any metric system into confusion. They see a sign saying something is 2 kilometers away, and suddenly it's a math problem. If I walk at 3 miles per hour, how many hamburgers can I burn off in the process?
Universal Language: Hand Gestures
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Americans love using hand gestures to communicate when they're abroad. You could be in the middle of Tokyo, and if an American can't find a restroom, suddenly it's a one-person charades championship. Okay, it's like this, but with more urgency!
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