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I told an adult I'm reading a book on anti-gravity. They said it's impossible to put down!
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I told an adult I was writing a novel. They asked, 'How many pages?' I said, 'I don't know, it's still a mystery!
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I told an adult I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. They said, 'I can't put it down either!
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Why do adults never get mad at math? Because it always has too many problems!
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I asked an adult if they believe in ghosts. They said, 'Only when the house is too quiet!
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Why did the adult become a gardener? They heard it was a 'growing' industry!
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Why did the adult bring a ladder to the comedy club? They wanted to reach the punchline!
Adulting Quotes
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You know you're officially an adult when your idea of a wild Friday night is reading inspirational quotes about responsibility. I used to party till dawn; now I scroll till yawn.
Adulting Level Unlocked
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There should be an achievement unlocked sound every time you pay a bill on time. Congratulations, you've reached the next level of adulting! Now, can someone explain why my credit score isn't skyrocketing with every successful transaction?
The Wisdom of Google
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Adults love to tell you to trust your instincts. Well, my instincts led me to Google, and now I'm convinced I have a rare tropical disease every time I sneeze. Thanks, instincts. Real helpful.
Adults and Their Wisdom
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Adults love giving advice, don't they? Early to bed, early to rise. Well, guess what, Karen? I tried that. Now I'm just exhausted 24/7. Thanks for the pro-tip, Captain Obvious.
Quotes and Misquotes
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Have you noticed that adults have this strange habit of quoting famous people to make their point? I tried that once. I quoted Shakespeare to explain my laundry woes: To fold or not to fold, that is the question. My socks still remained mismatched.
Adulting: The Reality Show
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I'd love to see a reality show called Adulting, where contestants compete in challenges like finding matching Tupperware lids and assembling IKEA furniture. Spoiler alert: Every episode ends with someone crying in the closet.
Adults Anonymous
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I think there should be a support group for adults where we gather in a circle, hold hands, and confess our deepest fears. Hi, I'm John, and I still can't fold a fitted sheet. The first step is admitting you have a problem, right?
Wisdom or Wishdom?
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They say with age comes wisdom, but I'm starting to think it's just wishful thinking. I'm older, but my decision-making skills are still on a choose pizza toppings level. I mean, Hawaiian or pepperoni – the struggle is real.
The Expertise of Parenthood
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Parents love to drop knowledge bombs like they're dropping the mic. Sleep when the baby sleeps, they say. Sure, Karen. Let me just hit the snooze button on life.
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