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As a kid, I thought being an adult meant having all the answers. Now, I'm just grateful if I remember where I left my car keys.
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Adulthood is basically trying to fold a fitted sheet. You think you have it all together, but in reality, it's just a messy ball of confusion. Much like life itself.
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Adulthood is like looking both ways before crossing the street and then getting hit by an airplane. I mean, who saw taxes coming when we were practicing fire drills in school?
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As a kid, I used to dream about having my own credit card. Now that I have one, my dreams have evolved into hoping the bank confuses my credit score with someone more successful.
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You know you're an adult when going to bed early is a treat. Forget parties and late-night adventures – give me pajamas and a cozy blanket, and I'm living my best life.
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Being an adult is all about getting excited when a new sponge makes your kitchen look like it belongs in a magazine. Ah, the thrilling world of domestic achievements!
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You ever notice how adults get genuinely excited about having a full weekend with zero plans? It's like winning the lottery but with more pajamas and less champagne.
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They say laughter is the best medicine, but have they tried adulting without coffee? It's like navigating a maze blindfolded, and the exit is a cup of joe.
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Adulthood is realizing that "I need a break" means more than just a vacation – it's a desperate plea for five minutes of peace and quiet in the bathroom.
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