7 Adults Quotes Jokes

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Updated on: Sep 24 2024

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I told an adult I'm on a whiskey diet. They asked, 'Don't you mean a water diet?' I said, 'No, I'm on a whiskey diet—I've lost three days already!
I asked an adult how they stay fit. They said, 'I chase my dreams—literally, I'm always running late!
I asked an adult what their favorite exercise is. They said, 'Running late!
Why did the adult take a ladder to work? Because they heard it was a high-paying job!
Why did the adult bring a calendar to the meeting? They wanted to schedule some 'dates'!
Why did the adult wear two pairs of glasses? They wanted to see things more clearly!
I asked an adult how they make decisions. They said, 'I flip a coin. If it's heads, I do what I want. If it's tails, I do it anyway.

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