7 A Groom&#39 Jokes

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Updated on: Apr 29 2025

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What do you call a groom who can dance? Two-left-feet proof!
Why did the groom bring a calendar to the wedding? To remind him of his anniversary – every year for the rest of his life!
Why did the groom bring a rubber band to the wedding? To show that a good marriage is flexible!
Why did the groom bring a stopwatch to the wedding? To see if time really does fly when you're having fun!
The groom told me he's writing his own vows. I suggested he include Wi-Fi passwords – it's the key to a happy marriage!
Why did the groom wear sunglasses? He didn't want to be 'blinded' by love!
Why did the groom bring a camera to the wedding? To capture the picture-perfect moments – and maybe some blackmail material!

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