6 A Groom&#39 Jokes

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Updated on: Apr 29 2025

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The groom's wedding day mantra: 'Marriage is like a deck of cards. At the start, all you need is two hearts and a diamond. By the end, you're looking for a club and a spade!
I told the groom his life was about to change. He said, 'I sure hope so, I've been practicing forgetting names for this moment!
I told the groom marriage is all about compromise. He said, 'I already compromised – I let her have her way by marrying me!
I asked the groom if he was nervous. He said, 'No, I've practiced saying 'I do' more than my own name!
The groom's wedding day tip: 'If anyone asks if you're nervous, just say you're practicing for the best performance of your life!
The groom's advice for a happy marriage: 'Learn to say yes, dear – it's the most-used phrase in a husband's dictionary!

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