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Why did the groom bring a map to the wedding? To show he's ready for the journey of a lifetime!
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Why did the groom bring a ladder to the wedding? Because he wanted to take his relationship to the next level!
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I asked the groom if he was ready for the big day. He said, 'I'm groomed for success!
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The groom's wedding diet tip: 'Brides may say 'I do,' but grooms say 'I taco'!
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Why did the groom bring a pen to the wedding? So he could 'draw' his bride closer!
Groom's DIY Disaster
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I know a groom who tried to save money by doing his own wedding decorations. Let's just say, if Pinterest had a Nailed It section, he'd be the star. The centerpiece looked more like a science experiment gone wrong. I hope the marriage is sturdier than the glue holding those paper flowers together.
The Groom's GPS
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You know, I recently heard about a groom who got lost on the way to his own wedding. I mean, come on, buddy, if you can't navigate your way to the altar, how are you gonna handle the twists and turns of marriage? Maybe he needs a GPS with relationship advice: In 500 feet, apologize for leaving the toilet seat up.
Groom's Ring Panic
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I heard about a groom who forgot the wedding rings and had to use a keychain ring instead. Smooth move, buddy. Nothing says everlasting love like a ring that also unlocks the janitor's closet. I hope he at least upgraded to a proper ring for the one-year anniversary.
The Groom's Bachelor Party
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I heard about a groom who had the wildest bachelor party ever. I'm talking about skydiving, bungee jumping, and wrestling a bear—basically reenacting an action movie. I hope he realizes that marriage is more like a romantic comedy than an action flick. No explosions, just occasional eye-rolling from his wife.
The Groom's Diet Plan
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I know a groom who went on a strict diet before the wedding, determined to look his absolute best. But let me tell you, on the big day, he was so hungry that he devoured the entire wedding cake during the ceremony. I guess he figured, Till death do us part, or till the dessert table runs out.
Groom's Confession
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I overheard a groom confessing that he was more nervous about the wedding night than the wedding itself. I mean, isn't that sweet? But dude, relax, it's not a performance review; you don't need to prepare a PowerPoint presentation. Just dim the lights, cue the romantic music, and hope the bed doesn't creak louder than your vows.
Groom's Wedding Day Playlist
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I found out that a groom curated a special playlist for his wedding day, filled with all his favorite breakup songs. I guess he wanted to set the mood for the guests like, Welcome to our celebration of love, and here's Adele singing about heartbreak. Enjoy the open bar!
Groomzilla Alert!
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Have you ever encountered a groom who turns into a Groomzilla? Yeah, the type who's more concerned about the flower arrangements than his own vows. I'm thinking, buddy, you're not planning a wedding; you're planning an invasion! I hope the bride has a backup dress in case he decides the first one clashes with the napkin colors.
Groom's Speech Struggles
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I attended a wedding where the groom's speech was so emotional that even the cake was in tiers. I mean, come on, man, it's a wedding, not an audition for a soap opera. The bride was crying, the guests were crying, and I was crying for the poor speechwriter who had to turn that mess into a coherent toast.
Groom's Dance Dilemma
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I attended a wedding where the groom was so awkward on the dance floor that he made the Macarena look like a graceful ballet. I wanted to offer him some dance lessons, but I thought, No, let the man have his moment. Maybe he's just doing a new dance called 'The Marry-Go-Round.'
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