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I told my depressed friend a joke about time travel, but they said it was a 'depressing trip down memory lane.
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I asked my depressed friend if they wanted to go for a walk. They said, 'I prefer the emotional roller coaster.
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Why did the depressed person become a gardener? Because they wanted to feel a little 'grounded'!
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I told my depressed friend a joke about construction, but it was too 'concrete' for them to laugh.
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I told my depressed friend a joke about an elevator, but it had too many 'ups and downs' for them.
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I invited my depressed friend to a party, but they said they were 'feeling a bit deflated.' So, we inflated balloons instead.
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I asked my depressed friend if they wanted to join a support group. They said, 'I'm better at solo performances.
The Depressed Person's GPS
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You know you're dealing with a depressed person when even their GPS sounds defeated. Instead of saying, You've arrived at your destination, it just mutters, Welcome to the void. Population: you.
Depressed Magician
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I knew a depressed magician. His favorite trick is making his own happiness disappear. He told me the secret: It's not magic; it's just life playing a really, really cruel joke.
Depressed Coffee Addict
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I have a friend who's so depressed, even his coffee is having an existential crisis. I asked him how he likes his coffee, and he said, I don't know, does it really matter? Life is just a bitter brew anyway.
Depressed Chef
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I know a depressed chef. He makes the saddest sandwiches in the world. Instead of mayo, he spreads a thin layer of regret, and the bread is called what-could-have-been.
Depressed Mathematician
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Ever met a depressed mathematician? They see life like an unsolvable equation. I tried to solve for X, but it turns out X is just a variable for all the things that went wrong in my life.
Depressed Musician
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Have you heard about the depressed musician? He wrote a song about his emotions, but it was so sad that even Adele told him to lighten up. The title? The Ballad of Existential Despair in C Minor.
Depressed Athlete
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I met a depressed athlete the other day. He said he excels at the 100-meter emotional hurdles. But every time he clears one, there's just another one waiting, like, Congratulations, you've successfully avoided happiness. Here's your next challenge!
Depressed Gardener
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Met a depressed gardener recently. His plants are so fed up with his mood that they started wilting on purpose. I asked him why, and he said, They're just mirroring my emotional state – withering away.
Depressed Dog Owner
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I have a friend who's so depressed, even his dog has given up on fetch. Now, when he throws a ball, the dog just looks at it and says, You go get it. I'm emotionally exhausted.
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