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The Friend
When a friend tries to cheer up a depressed person but ends up saying all the wrong things.
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I appreciate my friend's efforts, but he's the only person I know who can turn a motivational speech into a list of reasons why I should be even more depressed. 'You should be grateful for what you have.' Translation: 'Your life sucks, but at least you have a roof over your head.'
The Mirror
When a depressed person looks in the mirror and tries to find something positive but ends up questioning their life choices.
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I read somewhere that you should look in the mirror and love yourself. So, I tried it. The mirror fogged up from my breath, and all I could see was a cloud of self-doubt.
The Therapist
When a therapist tries to help a depressed person but secretly wonders if they're the one who needs therapy.
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I tried therapy once, just to see what it's like. The therapist looked at me and said, 'Tell me about your childhood.' I said, 'Doc, my childhood was so depressing, even my imaginary friend had issues.'
The Self-Help Book
When a self-help book tries to inspire a depressed person but ends up sounding like an overenthusiastic life coach on caffeine.
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I read a book that said, 'Think positive thoughts, and positive things will happen.' So, I spent a day thinking about pizza, and the only positive thing that happened was that I got heartburn.
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