7 A Depressed Person Jokes

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Updated on: Apr 21 2025

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My depressed friend tried to start a fire, but it was a 'burnout' before it even began.
I asked my depressed friend how they're doing. They said, 'I'm on a mood swing... and it's a never-ending ride.
My depressed friend started a bakery. Their specialty? Sigh-namon rolls.
My depressed friend tried to make a living as a baker. They kneaded more than dough – they kneaded therapy.
My depressed friend tried to make a belt out of watches. They said it was a waist of time.
My depressed friend opened a bakery with only sad songs playing. It's called the 'Tear and Share Cafe.
My depressed friend started a band. They only play blues.

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