6 Jokes About Promises

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Updated on: Nov 26 2024

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Why did the promise apply for a job? It wanted to prove it was employment material!

Why did the dishonest clock make promises? It wanted to buy some time!

What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine!

I promised to give up sweets for the New Year. Now, I'm on a sugar-free diet: no promises, no guilt!

Why did the promise go to therapy? It had commitment issues!

I promised to stop telling construction jokes, but I can't resist – they're just too concrete!

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