10 Jokes About Promises

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Updated on: Nov 26 2024

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The phrase "I promise this won't hurt a bit" from the dentist should come with its own laugh track. It's like the dental version of "hold my hand, we're about to take a rollercoaster ride of discomfort!
You know what's fascinating? The promise of a "five-minute" phone call with a friend. It's like entering a time warp where five minutes magically transform into an hour of catching up on life, dreams, and the latest drama.
Promises in movie trailers are the ultimate hype machines. "This summer, the blockbuster that will change your life!" Spoiler alert: Your life remains unchanged, but you've mastered the art of popcorn consumption.
Promises are like New Year's resolutions – they're made with the best intentions, but somehow, the universe conspires to test your commitment the moment you make them. "This year, I promise to hit the gym!" Cue the sudden appearance of irresistible pizza deals.
Promises from weather forecasts should come with a disclaimer: "We predict a 30% chance of rain." Translation: Pack an umbrella, wear sunscreen, and prepare for a snowstorm just in case.
Promises made by shampoo bottles claiming to give you "silky, smooth hair" are like whispering sweet nothings. You use it, and suddenly your hair is doing its own interpretive dance, defying gravity and any notions of control.
Have you ever noticed how a "guaranteed delivery date" is like a promise from a politician during an election? It's full of hope and optimism, but reality often decides to take its sweet time.
The promise of "24/7 customer service" is the ultimate cosmic joke. You call at 2 AM and end up in a labyrinth of automated responses, wondering if you accidentally dialed the Bermuda Triangle.
Promises from technology companies about "improved battery life" are the ultimate comedy. You charge your phone fully, they promise a day's worth, but it feels like it's running on borrowed time before you even finish breakfast!
The promise of a "quick and easy assembly" on furniture boxes is a real knee-slapper. You start with confidence, and suddenly you're buried in screws, wondering if you accidentally opened a portal to a parallel universe.

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