5 Jokes About Promises

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Updated on: Nov 26 2024

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The Politician's Promise

Balancing campaign promises with reality
Politicians and promises are like a bad relationship. At first, it's all sweet talk and grand gestures. Then, when it's time to deliver, they vanish faster than my willpower in front of a chocolate cake.

The Salesperson's Guarantee

Meeting sales targets while keeping customers happy
Sales promises are like magic spells. The salesperson says, "This product will change your life!" And poof, my life changes... into a constant struggle to get a refund.

The Tech Company Guarantee

Living up to the hype of cutting-edge technology
The latest software update promises to fix all bugs and improve performance. It's like a software spa day. But after the update, my computer is still as slow as a snail on a coffee break. Maybe the bugs needed a union break too.

The New Year's Resolution

The struggle to keep promises to oneself
Making promises to yourself is a lot like negotiating with a toddler. "I promise, I'll eat more vegetables." Meanwhile, the inner toddler is screaming, "Ice cream for dinner, or I riot!

The Parental Commitment

Juggling parental promises and the unpredictable nature of kids
Kids are like walking lie detectors. Promise them ice cream, and they'll remember for the next decade. Forget to buy it, and you'll hear about it at every family gathering. "Remember that time you promised me double fudge swirl?

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