7 Jokes About Promises

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Updated on: Nov 26 2024

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Why did the promise become a detective? It wanted to keep track of its commitments!
I promised my wife I'd make her a belt out of watches... but it was a waist of time!
I promised my wife I'd stop making bad jokes... but that's a punchline she'll never see!
I promised myself I would quit procrastinating, but I'll start tomorrow.
I promised to be more assertive, but I'm not sure if I can really commit to that.
My friend bet me I couldn't make a car out of spaghetti... you should have seen the look on his face as I drove pasta!
I promised to tell you a construction joke, but I'm still working on that.

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