6 Jokes For Plastered

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Updated on: Apr 18 2025

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Why did the drywall go to therapy? It had too many emotional cracks to patch up!
My friend wanted advice on home improvement. I told him, 'When in doubt, just plaster it out!
My friend said he could fix anything with plaster. I told him to prove it, and now my broken heart is wall-covered!
I told my wife she should start a plaster business. She said, 'That's a wall-to-wall opportunity!
Why did the paint roller break up with the paintbrush? It found someone less plastered!
Why did the paint party get wild? Because it was a plastered affair!

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