7+ Best One Liners Jokes For plastered

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I tried to make a joke about construction materials. It was too dry, so I added some plaster – now it's wall-to-wall funny!

What did one wall say to the other? Let's stick together, and we won't get plastered alone!

I used to be a plasterer, but I couldn't make ends meet. Now I'm a stand-up comedian – I still deal with a different kind of plastering!

My friend wanted a plastered ceiling. So, I threw a party, and now it's covered in confetti!

I accidentally super-glued myself to a wall. Now I'm plastered!

My friend said he could plaster a room in five minutes. I didn't believe him, but he wall-ly did it!

I told my dad he's an expert at plastering. He said, 'It's all in the family – we've been wallowing in it for years!

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