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Double Meaning Jokes

Updated on: Apr 18 2025

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The Wasted Weatherman

Reporting Forecast While Intoxicated
The forecast said there would be scattered showers, but the weatherman thought it meant he should throw water balloons from the studio.

The Drunk Detective

Solving a Mystery While Plastered
He tried to interrogate the suspect but ended up asking for their drink order instead.

The Intoxicated Inventor

Creating Inventions Under the Influence
His latest creation? A smartphone with a built-in bottle opener – because you never know when you'll need to open a cold one during a call.

The Blitzed Chef

Cooking Under the Influence
His signature dish? Drunk noodles – they stumble onto the plate and refuse to stand upright.

The Sloshed Scientist

Conducting Experiments While Plastered
The lab mice are filing a complaint about the scientist's experimental cocktails – turns out, they prefer cheese over tequila.

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