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Why did the percentage break up with the calculator? It just couldn't count on it anymore!
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Why did the percentage join the gym? It wanted to work on its figure and become a well-rounded number!
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What did one percentage say to the other during a heated argument? 'You're being so divisive!
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Why did the percentage refuse to argue with the fraction? It didn't want to be a part of any improper discussions!
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Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems, percent-ually speaking.
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What do you call a percentage that's been skipping class? A fraction of its potential!
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I'm trying to decide if I should procrastinate. Right now, I'm at about 37%. I'll let you know when I reach a higher percentage!
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Why was the percentage always calm during exams? Because it knew how to remain a fraction of the stress!
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You know, percentages and dating have a lot in common. People be like, 'There's a 70% chance this relationship will work out.' Well, statistically, there's a 100% chance you're not good at math!
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Percentages are like my relationship with technology—constantly changing and never quite making sense. You know it's bad when even the calculator gives you that 'I'm not sure about this' look!
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Percentages... they're like that friend who's overly optimistic about everything. 'Oh, there's a 95% chance this plan will succeed!' Yeah, and there's a 100% chance you're ignoring the fine print.
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Percentages, huh? They're like the weather forecast—constantly fluctuating and leaving you completely unprepared. 'Oh, there's a 30% chance of rain.' Translation: Wear a raincoat, carry an umbrella, but still expect a sunburn!
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Percentages are like diet promises—always enticing but rarely delivering. 'This workout guarantees you'll lose 90% of your body fat!' Yeah, and I'm 90% sure I'll still order pizza tonight.
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So, percentages... they're like those friends who try to sound accurate, but they're always rounding up to make themselves look better. 'Oh yeah, I give 110%!' Really? You're not a battery, Karen!
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Ever notice how percentages are like opinions? Everyone's got one, but it's hard to trust them, especially when they say, 'There's a 99% chance I'm right.' Oh, so you're leaving that 1% for plausible deniability, huh?
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You ever think about how percentages mess with your mind? 'Hey, this product is 50% off!' Oh great, so I only have to pay double the tax, right? Bargain!
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Ever feel like percentages are the ultimate cliffhangers? 'I'm 99% sure I turned off the stove.' Oh, that 1% uncertainty is what suspense movies are made of!
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