5 Jokes For Percent

Double Meaning Jokes

Updated on: Jun 11 2024

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The Math Nerd

The joy of crunching numbers versus the struggle to explain it to non-mathematicians.
The percentage of people who understand my math jokes is roughly 0.000001%. But hey, that's still an increase from last year!

The Shopaholic

Balancing the urge to spend with the guilt of overspending.
They say money can't buy happiness, but have you ever seen the joy on someone's face after they've scored a 70% discount on something they absolutely didn't need?

The Student

The pressure of grades and performance versus the desire for a social life.
College: where the percentage of coffee in your bloodstream is directly proportional to the number of assignments due.

The Fitness Enthusiast

Balancing cheat days with the guilt of straying from a healthy lifestyle.
They say abs are made in the kitchen, but they never mentioned that a 90% cocoa dark chocolate sale would be my kryptonite.

The Investor

The thrill of making gains versus the fear of losing it all.
The stock market is like a rollercoaster—except instead of screaming with excitement, we're screaming in terror every time it takes a nosedive.

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