7 Jokes For Percent

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Updated on: Jun 11 2024

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Why did the percentage go to therapy? It had too many issues with commitment and always felt divided!
I asked my math teacher what percentage of people are bad at fractions. He said it's hard to count!
What's a percentage's favorite board game? Divide and Conquer!
Why did the percentage break up with the equal sign? It just didn't feel like it was getting its fair share!
I used to be terrible at math, but then percentages clicked. It was quite a change, percent-sationally!
Why did the percentage break up with the decimal? It wanted a little more percent-ionality!
What's a percentage's favorite pickup line? 'Are you a fraction? Because you're always on my mind!

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