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Have you noticed how percentages make procrastination seem more scientific? "I've completed 20% of the work" really means I've opened the document and considered doing something.
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You know, percentages are like magic spells for adults. You throw around numbers, add a symbol or two, and suddenly you've conjured up the illusion of understanding finance.
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Percentages are society's way of gamifying everything. Suddenly, losing weight isn't about health; it's a battle against those merciless BMI percentages!
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Percentages have this sneaky ability to make everything seem more precise. It's like they're the makeup artists of statistics—covering up flaws and presenting things in their best light.
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Isn’t it funny how percentages can turn a "limited time offer" into a full-fledged adrenaline-inducing shopping spree? It's the mathematically-induced FOMO!
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Using percentages in arguments is like bringing a statistical sledgehammer. "There's a 75% chance you're wrong" - talk about coming in hot with a precise smackdown!
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Have you ever noticed how people react to a 99% success rate? It's like we’re programmed to focus on that tiny 1% glitch, ignoring the incredible achievement.
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Percentages are the ultimate mood swing indicators. One minute, you're thrilled about a 50% discount, the next, you're devastated by a 1% phone battery warning.
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Percentages are the secret sauce of exaggeration. Suddenly, a 90% chance of rain transforms into "it's basically Noah's Ark weather out there!
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