6+ Best Witty Jokes people who broke their bones Jokes

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I asked my doctor if I could do my own stitches. He said, 'Suture self!

What do you call someone who breaks into houses and fixes furniture? A burglar with a good sense of interior design!

I tried to make a belt out of watches, but it was a waist of time. Plus, I broke the minute hand!

Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? He couldn't find anyone to go 'bone' dancing with!

Why did the scarecrow break his arm? Because he was outstanding in his field, but not in balance!

Why did the skateboarder go to the hospital? He had a gnarly accident and broke his arm, but he's still riding the pain away!

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