5 People Who Broke Their Bones Jokes

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Updated on: Mar 23 2025

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The Unlucky Construction Worker

Constantly breaking bones due to workplace mishaps.
Last time, he fell off a ladder, and his colleague said, "Looks like you've reached a new low." He replied, "Well, I prefer the term 'groundbreaking.'

The Uncoordinated Dance Enthusiast

Breaking bones while attempting dance moves that defy the laws of physics.
She said she wanted to be a hip-hop star, but the only thing hip about her now is the replacement joint.

The Overenthusiastic Yoga Beginner

Enthusiastically joining yoga classes but ending up with more fractures than flexibility.
I asked her how she managed to break her wrist doing yoga. She said, "Well, I misunderstood the term 'joint flexibility.'

The Extremist Board Gamer

Breaking bones while enthusiastically participating in extreme board games.
He wanted to spice up Monopoly, so he replaced the "Go to Jail" card with "Take a Trip to the ER." He's the only person I know who's lost money and a limb in a single game.

The Clumsy Daredevil

Constantly breaking bones while attempting outrageous stunts.
He's so accident-prone that even when he tried to break a world record for the longest time standing still, he somehow managed to fracture something – turns out, it was the record for the fastest bone-breaking attempt.

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