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The Unlucky Construction Worker
Constantly breaking bones due to workplace mishaps.
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Last time, he fell off a ladder, and his colleague said, "Looks like you've reached a new low." He replied, "Well, I prefer the term 'groundbreaking.'
The Uncoordinated Dance Enthusiast
Breaking bones while attempting dance moves that defy the laws of physics.
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She said she wanted to be a hip-hop star, but the only thing hip about her now is the replacement joint.
The Overenthusiastic Yoga Beginner
Enthusiastically joining yoga classes but ending up with more fractures than flexibility.
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I asked her how she managed to break her wrist doing yoga. She said, "Well, I misunderstood the term 'joint flexibility.'
The Extremist Board Gamer
Breaking bones while enthusiastically participating in extreme board games.
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He wanted to spice up Monopoly, so he replaced the "Go to Jail" card with "Take a Trip to the ER." He's the only person I know who's lost money and a limb in a single game.
The Clumsy Daredevil
Constantly breaking bones while attempting outrageous stunts.
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He's so accident-prone that even when he tried to break a world record for the longest time standing still, he somehow managed to fracture something – turns out, it was the record for the fastest bone-breaking attempt.
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