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I used to be a baker, but I couldn't make enough dough. Now I'm a breakdancer with a fractured ankle!
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Why did the football player bring string to the game? In case he needed to tie the score!
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I accidentally broke my friend's pencil, and now he won't draw any conclusions.
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I broke my arm in two places. The doctor told me to stop going to those places.
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Why did the clumsy chef break his hand? Because he couldn't handle the pressure!
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My friend broke his finger while playing hopscotch. I guess he hopped a little too enthusiastically!
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I used to play piano by ear, but then I broke my finger. Now I play it by hand!
People who broke their bones
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Have you ever noticed how people who break their bones suddenly become the most interesting storytellers? It's like, Oh, you had a regular day at work? Cool. But this guy over here? He broke his pinky toe, and now he's a war hero with a Medal of Honor for surviving the Great Furniture Battle of 2023!
People who broke their bones
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Breaking a bone is like a secret society. You meet someone who's broken bones, and suddenly, you're in the Bone Broke Club. We have our own handshake, and instead of saying hello, we just exchange X-rays. Ah, yes, a classic wrist fracture. Welcome to the club!
People who broke their bones
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There's a hierarchy among people who've broken bones. It's like a bizarre game of one-upmanship. Oh, you fractured your wrist? Cute. I once dislocated my shoulder while sneezing. Top that, amateur!
People who broke their bones
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You know you're an adult when your idea of a wild night is remembering the time you broke your arm at the neighborhood block party. Now it's just, Remember the good ol' days when we were young, wild, and could fracture a bone doing the cha-cha slide?
People who broke their bones
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I envy people who can say they've broken a bone while doing something cool like extreme sports. My bone-breaking story? I slipped on a banana peel in my kitchen. Forget the adrenaline junkies; I'm living life on the edge of potassium-induced danger!
People who broke their bones
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You know you're getting old when you see kids doing backflips on skateboards and think, Wow, that looks dangerous. Meanwhile, back in our day, we broke bones doing something equally daring: trying to change the channel on the TV without getting up from the couch.
People who broke their bones
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I love how breaking a bone turns everyone into a medical expert. You mention a sprained ankle, and suddenly, they're diagnosing you with a rare condition only found in Himalayan mountain goats. Bro, I'm pretty sure you've got Mountaineer's Ankle Syndrome. It's a thing, trust me!
People who broke their bones
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Breaking a bone is the only time in life when being called broken is a badge of honor. You hobble into a room, and people look at you with a mix of sympathy and awe. Oh, you're broken? Tell us your tale, oh brave one!
People who broke their bones
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Breaking a bone is nature's way of saying, Hey, slow down a bit. My body is like a concerned parent, giving me a little timeout for trying to be adventurous. Oh, you want to climb that tree? How about a cast instead?
People who broke their bones
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I once asked a friend how he broke his leg skiing, and he said, I hit a tree. Now, call me crazy, but if the trees on the slopes are playing defense, maybe it's time we reconsider this whole skiing thing. Trees should not be part of the winter obstacle course!
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