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I find it fascinating that people who've broken bones can recall the exact date, time, and emotional state they were in when it happened. Meanwhile, I struggle to remember what I had for breakfast this morning.
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Have you ever noticed how breaking a bone turns even the most mild-mannered person into a daredevil? Suddenly, they're base jumping off their porch, just because they survived a fractured pinky toe.
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Breaking a bone should come with its own theme music. Imagine walking into a room, and suddenly the room goes silent as your entrance is accompanied by a dramatic "bone-cracking" sound effect. It would make for great theatrics.
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Breaking a bone is like nature's way of saying, "Hey, remember you're not invincible." It's the universe's little reminder that we're all just a slip on a banana peel away from being the star of our own personal sitcom.
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You ever notice how people who break their bones suddenly become the most interesting storytellers at parties? "Oh, this scar? Let me tell you about the time I tried to wrestle a bear with a broken leg. Spoiler alert: the bear won.
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I envy people who've broken bones; they have instant icebreakers at social gatherings. Meanwhile, I'm stuck trying to impress people with my ability to tie a cherry stem into a knot using only my tongue.
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I love how people who've broken bones act like they're part of some exclusive club. They exchange nods with each other, like, "Ah, you've fractured a rib? Welcome to the fellowship of the clumsy!
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People who've broken bones should get special discounts at haunted houses. I mean, they've already experienced bone-chilling terror in real life. A fake ghost popping out won't faze them!
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Breaking a bone is like a rite of passage. It's almost as if life hands you a membership card to the "I've Fallen and I Can't Get Up" support group. Where do they hold their meetings, at the bottom of the stairs?
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