6 Jokes For Peg Leg

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Updated on: Jun 14 2024

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What do you call a pirate who loves to dance? Captain Peg-leg, the 'Jig' master!
My friend with a peg leg is great at math. He can 'count' on his wooden support!
My friend with a peg leg is always calm and collected. He's got a great 'stump' of patience!
Why did the pirate with a peg leg start a band? He wanted to play some 'shanty' music!
My friend with a peg leg joined a band. He plays the 'beat' with his wooden leg – he's the ultimate 'drum'stick!
I asked my friend with a peg leg if he wanted to join a marathon. He declined, saying he's more of a 'peg-casual' walker.

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