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Why did the pirate with a peg leg go to culinary school? He wanted to improve his 'peg'roni pizza skills!
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I asked my friend with a peg leg if he wanted a cup of coffee. He said, 'No thanks, I'm already a little 'stir' crazy!
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I tried making a peg leg out of recycled materials. It was a 're-purposed' success!
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Why did the pirate with a peg leg go to therapy? He needed help with his 'sea' issues!
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What's a pirate's favorite type of music? Hip-hop, because it has a good 'peg' beat!
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I bought a second-hand peg leg online. It came with a 'shin'-y recommendation!
Peg Leg Pranks
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You ever meet someone with a peg leg? I tried to pull a prank on my friend with a peg leg, but it didn't work out so well. I hid his peg leg, thinking it would be hilarious. Turns out, it's not easy to hop on one foot when you've had a couple of drinks. He just looked at me and said, Nice try, but the joke's on you—I've been practicing my pirate swagger!
Peg Leg Hiking Adventure
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My adventurous friend with a peg leg convinced me to go hiking with him. I thought, Sure, why not? But halfway through the trail, he turned to me and said, You know, this is much easier with a peg leg. I asked why, and he replied, I can use it as a walking stick! Now I'm contemplating getting a peg leg just for my next hiking adventure—seems like the ultimate multi-tool.
Peg Leg Fashionista
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Have you noticed how stylish people with peg legs are? I mean, who knew that a piece of wood could be such a fashion statement? I tried to keep up with the trend and asked my friend if I could borrow his peg leg for a day. Let's just say, walking in wooden shoes is not as comfortable as it looks. I ended up with a limping style that was more like a poorly executed moonwalk.
Peg Leg Valet Service
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My friend with a peg leg started a valet service. I was curious, so I asked him how it works. He said, Easy, I just hop into people's cars and park them perfectly. I'm not sure how well that would go over with customers, but he's convinced that peg leg valet is the next big thing. I guess it's a unique way to make parking an adventure.
Peg Leg Karaoke Night
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I went to a karaoke night with my friend who has a peg leg. He got up on stage, and I thought he was going to sing a sea shanty or something pirate-related. Instead, he belted out I Will Survive and did this epic peg leg dance. Who knew Gloria Gaynor could inspire such incredible moves? I guess peg legs and disco just go hand-in... or should I say foot in peg?
Peg Leg the Movie Critic
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I was watching a movie with my friend who has a peg leg. He's a bit of a movie critic, and at one point, he said, You know what this film needs? More peg legs! I suggested they make a pirate sequel, but he thought it would be better if they just replaced every character's legs with pegs. I guess he's on a mission to make Peg Leg: The Movie a blockbuster hit.
Peg Leg at the Dance Party
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I invited my friend with a peg leg to a dance party, thinking he might need a break from all the hopping around. But boy, was I wrong. That guy hit the dance floor and started doing the most incredible peg leg spins. It was like he had turned his disability into a superpower. I asked him for lessons, but I think I'll stick to my two-legged, less dizzy version of dancing.
Peg Leg Jogging Club
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My friend with a peg leg decided to start a jogging club. I thought it was a great idea until he invited me to join. I asked, Do we get matching peg legs? He laughed and said, No, but you'll have to run with one shoe untied to get the full experience. Let me tell you, jogging with one untied shoe is a surefire way to get acquainted with the pavement.
Peg Leg DIY Project
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My friend with a peg leg decided to embrace his inner handyman. He said, I'm turning my peg leg into a Swiss Army peg. I asked, What does it do? He replied, Well, I've added a bottle opener, a flashlight, and a USB charger. Now, I'm just waiting for the day he accidentally tries to charge his phone using his leg. Talk about a shocking experience!
Peg Leg Balance Expert
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I have a friend with a peg leg who claims he has the best balance in the world. He said, I can balance on one leg longer than anyone else. So, I challenged him to a stand-up competition, and let's just say, he's the reigning champion. I guess having a peg leg is like having a built-in gyroscope. Who knew?
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