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I've never seen someone navigate a dance floor with such precision until I saw a guy with a peg leg busting out the moves. He's got a built-in dance beat.
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I saw someone with a peg leg at the grocery store. I guess he's taking the term "walking the plank" to a whole new level in the produce section.
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You know, I met a guy with a peg leg the other day. I didn't know whether to shake his hand or play a game of Battleship.
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I told my friend with a peg leg that he should open a seafood restaurant. He didn't get it until I explained, "Well, you've already got the hook for it!
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So, I met this pirate with a peg leg who started a woodworking business. I guess he's taking the "cutting-edge" approach quite literally.
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I asked my friend with a peg leg if he ever thinks about upgrading to a peg with Wi-Fi. You know, so he can have a strong signal everywhere he goes – even in the middle of the ocean.
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You ever notice how a person with a peg leg can effortlessly rock a pirate costume every day? Halloween must be like a casual Friday for them.
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I asked a guy with a peg leg if he ever gets tired of people staring. He said, "Nah, it's like having a built-in conversation starter. Plus, I never have to worry about finding matching socks.
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I noticed a guy with a peg leg using an elevator. I thought, "Isn't that taking the easy way up for someone who's used to the high seas?
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