6 Jokes For Peg Leg

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Updated on: Jun 14 2024

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I challenged my friend with a peg leg to a race. I won, but it was a 'shoe'-in from the start!
My grandfather, who had a peg leg, used to say, 'Life is full of ups and downs, but with a peg leg, at least you're always on the up!
Why did the pirate with a peg leg become a chef? He loved working on the 'deck'!
What's a pirate's favorite exercise? Peg-ups!
Why did the pirate with a peg leg start a podcast? He wanted to share his 'boot'-iful stories!
Why did the peg leg pirate take so long to learn to swim? He couldn't get the hang of the 'buoy'ancy!

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