7 Jokes For Patient

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Updated on: Jun 14 2024

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I told my doctor I broke my arm in two places. He told me to stop going to those places.
I told my doctor I have a tennis elbow. He said, 'That's strange, I don't remember you playing tennis.
I asked my doctor if I should exercise more. He said, 'You don't have to run a marathon, just try escaping my bill.
I asked the doctor for a second opinion. He said, 'Okay, you're ugly too.
I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to stop going to those places too.
I told my doctor I can't afford the medication. He gave me a calendar and said, 'Try taking it one day at a time.
I told my doctor I broke my arm in three places. He told me not to go to those places again and maybe invest in bubble wrap.

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