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Why did the patient bring a ladder to the doctor's office? He heard the co-pay was up!
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Why did the patient bring a baseball glove to the doctor's office? He heard the doctor had a great catch rate!
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Why did the patient take a pencil to the appointment? In case he needed to draw blood!
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Why did the patient bring a calendar to the surgery? He wanted to schedule his healing time!
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Why did the patient bring a suitcase to the hospital? Just in case he had to make a brief escape!
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Why did the patient bring a red marker to the doctor's appointment? In case the doctor needed to draw blood with a highlighter!
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Why did the patient bring a ladder to the MRI? He wanted to get a scan of his high expectations!
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Why did the patient bring a plant to the hospital? He wanted to improve the room's bedside manner!
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Why did the patient bring a map to the surgery? He wanted to make sure the surgeon knew the way inside!
Being patient is like waiting for Wi-Fi in the '90s - frustratingly slow and filled with a lot of sighs!
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You ever notice how the word patient sounds like a virtue until you're stuck in a doctor's waiting room for hours? Suddenly, it's a test of your sanity. You're not patient; you're a ticking time bomb with outdated magazines.
Patience is like a muscle - some people have it toned and sculpted, and then there's me, struggling to lift the weight of waiting for a text back.
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You know, they say patience is a virtue, but it's also a fantastic way to test the strength of your self-control. I mean, who needs meditation when you can just wait for your computer to load?
I'm working on being patient, but if impatience were an Olympic sport, I'd already have a gold medal!
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Patience is a virtue, they say. Well, I must have missed that class in virtue school because my patience is about as stable as a Jenga tower in an earthquake.
Trying to be patient feels like watching paint dry in a time-lapse video, except you're waiting for your life to get interesting!
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You ever notice how people who say patience is key are never the ones stuck in traffic when they're running late? Patience might be a key, but I'm pretty sure my key got stuck in the door of a never-ending queue.
I’m trying to be more patient, but if life were a loading bar, I'd be the one hitting refresh every five seconds!
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Patience is a skill, they say. Well, I'm still on the beginner level, stuck in the tutorial, trying to figure out where they hid the cheat codes for fast-forwarding through waiting lines.
I tried being patient once, but then I saw a 'Please wait, loading...' sign in my life, and I'm like, 'Nah, I'll just refresh!'
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They say patience is a virtue, but have you tried explaining that to a pizza delivery guy who's 10 minutes late? I'm sorry, but hunger doesn't understand virtue. Hunger just understands 'feed me now or else!
I’m trying to embrace patience, but it's like trying to hug a porcupine - painful and not recommended for the faint-hearted!
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They say good things come to those who wait. Well, I've been waiting for my Hogwarts acceptance letter for years. At this point, I think even the owls are lost.
I envy those who are patient. Meanwhile, I'm over here, tapping my foot in line, hoping time travel becomes a thing before I lose my mind!
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Patience is like a superpower. Some people are Superman, effortlessly soaring through waiting rooms, while I'm the sidekick, barely keeping my impatience in check, muttering, Hurry up under my breath.
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Being patient is like trying to balance a unicycle on a tightrope - a skill some have mastered while others are just hoping not to fall flat on their faces.
Being patient is like trying to win a staring contest with a sloth - you might think you have a chance, but you're just fooling yourself!
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Patience is a virtue, they say. But have you ever been on hold with customer service for so long that you start contemplating writing a novel, learning a new language, and planning your retirement all in the same call? That's the real test of virtue, my friends!
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