5 Jokes For Patient

Double Meaning Jokes

Updated on: Jun 14 2024

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Medical Tech Mishaps

The awkwardness of dealing with new medical technology
Nothing says "modern medicine" like having to google how to use the blood pressure machine in the waiting room.

Misinterpreted Symptoms

When WebMD convinces you that a common cold is a rare tropical disease
I thought I had a headache, but after consulting the internet, I’m convinced I’m a textbook case for a medical mystery show.

Waiting Room Woes

The excruciatingly long wait times at the doctor's office
Waiting rooms should have treadmills; at least we'd leave burning calories instead of just time.

Overly Enthusiastic Nurses

Dealing with overly cheerful and overly caffeinated nurses
You know it's going to be an interesting day when your nurse’s pep talk feels like a motivational speech for climbing Everest.

Doctor's Orders

Trying to decipher illegible doctor prescriptions
I thought my doctor wrote a prescription, turns out it was an ancient prophecy predicting my recovery.

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