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So, I decided to have a Ouija board night at my place. Things were getting spooky, and suddenly the planchette starts moving rapidly. I'm like, "Is this a ghost or just the spirits of my unpaid bills haunting me?" Next thing you know, the Ouija board's suggesting we order pizza. I think my pizza delivery guy is possessed because he always knows my order without me telling him. Maybe I should ask him for stock tips next time.
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I was house hunting recently, and the real estate agent was trying to sell me this amazing place. She's like, "It's got character, history, and a resident ghost!" I'm thinking, "Hold on, I wanted a walk-in closet, not a spectral roommate." But the agent is relentless, saying the ghost is friendly. I asked, "Can it do the dishes?" She replies, "No, but it can rearrange them." Great, I've got a poltergeist with a feng shui obsession.
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Imagine if ghosts provided tech support. You're sitting there, struggling with your computer, and suddenly the room gets cold. You're like, "Hey, is there a ghost in here?" And a voice from the beyond says, "Have you tried turning it off and on again?" I mean, ghosts are just stuck in the past, right? "Back in my day, we haunted people in person, none of this digital possession nonsense!
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You guys ever mess with Ouija boards? Yeah, those things are like the Tinder of the afterlife. Swipe right for a ghostly encounter! I tried it once with my friends, and we were all huddled around this creepy board, hands on the planchette. We're all serious, and then it starts moving. I'm thinking, "Okay, which one of you is pushing this?" Turns out it was just spelling out "unsubscribe." I guess even ghosts are tired of spam.
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