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Ouija boards are the ultimate icebreaker at a supernatural party. "So, what's your sign?" becomes "So, what's your spectral entity of choice?
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You ever use a Ouija board with your skeptical friends? It's like a paranormal debate club. "I don't believe in ghosts." "Well, the planchette disagrees, Gary!
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Ouija boards are like the original group chat. Everyone's trying to get a word in, but there's always that one annoying spirit who won't stop sending emojis. "Oh great, now we're haunted by a ghost who communicates only in thumbs up.
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You ever notice how using a Ouija board is like texting the afterlife? "Hey, Grandma, are you there?" And then you wait for a response, but all you get is a creepy silence. It's like having a supernatural read receipt.
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Trying to use a Ouija board in a haunted house is like bringing a sandwich to a buffet. "Hey, I know there's a ghost here, but I brought my own spooky entertainment!
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I tried using a Ouija board to ask for dating advice from the spirit world. All I got was, "Swipe left on the mortal realm, swipe right on the afterlife." Ghostly love tips – who knew?
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Ouija boards are like the reverse of a GPS. Instead of telling you where to go, they just confuse the spirits by asking, "Are we there yet?" "No, we're stuck between dimensions, Karen!
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Ever notice how Ouija boards make you feel like a supernatural secretary? "Dear spirits, please find attached my request for a sign. Regards, the living." I'm just waiting for a ghostly rejection letter.
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Ouija boards are the only game where you can blame your terrible spelling on a ghost. "No, I didn't mean to spell 'ghost,' I was just possessed by a spirit with dyslexia!
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