17 Jokes About Ouija Boards

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Updated on: Feb 07 2025

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Why did the Ouija board get kicked out of the spelling bee? It kept saying 'G-H-O-S-T' for every word!
Why did the ghost refuse to use the Ouija board? It couldn't handle the séance-itivity!
My Ouija board is on a diet. It only spells out 'S-A-L-A-D' when I ask about dinner plans.
I told my Ouija board it's not invited to family game night anymore. It said it's used to being ghosted.
What do you call a haunted Ouija board? A 'spelled' board!
My Ouija board asked for a raise. I told it, 'You're already getting my spirits up!
I bought a Ouija board, but it only works in cemeteries. It seems the spirits have a preferred location!

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Ouija boards are like the ancient version of group texting. Just with more existential dread and less GIFs.

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You know, I tried using a Ouija board the other day. It spelled out S-T-O-P. I guess even the spirits are tired of my questionable life decisions.

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I tried to impress a date by using a Ouija board. It spelled out B-O-R-I-N-G. Well, at least I found out the ghost's opinion on my dating skills.

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I invited my friends over for a Ouija board night. The only spirit we summoned was the ghost of awkward silence.

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I tried using a Ouija board to find out the winning lottery numbers. It spelled out G-E-T-A-J-O-B. Even the afterlife is giving me financial advice.

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I asked the Ouija board if I would ever get married. It spelled out I-D-K. Even the spirits don't want to predict my love life.

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Using a Ouija board is like texting a ghost, but with more typos. My grandma must be up there rolling her eyes at my communication skills.

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I bought a Ouija board to communicate with the other side. Turns out, the other side is just my cat plotting to knock things off shelves.

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I used a Ouija board to ask if ghosts are real. It responded with W-A-T-C-H-G-H-O-S-T-H-U-N-T-E-R-S. Guess even the spirits are binge-watching reality shows.

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I asked the Ouija board about my future career. It spelled out I-T C-O-M-E-D-Y. Well, at least even the spirits know I'm not cut out for a real job.

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