7 Jokes For Oscar Wilde

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Updated on: Jun 08 2025

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Why did Oscar Wilde never become a weatherman? Because he refused to predict anything without a touch of dramatic irony!
Why did Oscar Wilde never get into politics? He couldn't stand the idea of being dull enough to win votes!
What's Oscar Wilde's favorite dance move? The quickstep – it's impossible to keep up with his wit!
Oscar Wilde's fitness routine? Lifting the weight of his own brilliance every day!
Oscar Wilde tried gardening but gave up. He said, 'I couldn't compete with my plants – they were too rooted in their own humor.
I told a friend I could imitate Oscar Wilde perfectly. He said, 'Prove it.' So I walked into a room and said, 'I'm leaving before I get here.
I asked Oscar Wilde for advice on public speaking. He said, 'Speak only when you're certain your words are more captivating than silence.' I've been mute ever since.

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