8 Jokes For Oscar Wilde

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Updated on: Jun 08 2025

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Oscar Wilde's favorite board game? Quip-Lash – where the wittiest retort wins every time!
I asked Oscar Wilde for the key to happiness. He said, 'Unlock the door with the wit of your heart, my dear.' I'm still looking for that door!
I invited Oscar Wilde to my party. He arrived fashionably late and left unapologetically early, claiming time travel was a paradox of wit.
Why did Oscar Wilde never get a speeding ticket? Because even the radar couldn't catch up with his wit!
Oscar Wilde walks into a bar. The bartender says, 'Why the long wit?
Why did Oscar Wilde never play hide and seek? Because good luck hiding when you're the wittiest person in the room!
Why did Oscar Wilde never become a chef? Because he couldn't resist seasoning his conversations with too much wit!
Oscar Wilde's diet secret? He only eats humble pie when served with a side of wit-sauce!

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